>be a Turkic tribe living in the steppes >a part of your people decides to go westwards but you tell them it's not a good idea >after a long way those who left decide to go south >they stop at Byzantine borders >they send an emissary back home saying some guys called Slavs live next to them >an emissary from your travelling brothers finally comes t...o you after a century of a communication blackout >he looks different and speaks in a gibberish language >you send him back >a thousand years later >your Slavicized brothers don't remember where they're from anymore >some weird white guys come from the West, led by a guy who looks like your nomadic brother >he says he is sent by Ivan 'the Terrible' and that his name is Yermak >he is leading Slavs eastwards >ohno.jpg >suffer a similar fate as your brothers get colonized Bolgar bitch lmfaČítaj viac

THIS IS BRILLIANT

choose wisely

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Slovak: čaška - a cup Russian: чашка - a cup Polish: czaszka - a skull Old Poles literally grabbed a skull and called it a cup

Got an idea. - Make Ex-Warsaw Pact countries support socialism in Western countries until they become Socialistic - wait a few decades until their economies get unstable, the regimes fall and state-created factories alongside with corporations crumble - invade their newly opened markets with our own brands, buy their domestic factories for ridi...culously low prices and then destroy them, substituting them with our own - profit 5D chess you guyČítaj viac

Does Serbia have pyramides? No, Bosnia does. Checkmate.

Happy International Women's Day! Today, we celebrate women, biological females, feminine people. Mothers and bearers of those who now live and get to shitpost or like shitposts. We celebrate them for being women, and acting like women. We celebrate their feminity, which is their inherent (God-given to some) beauty. In times when sexes are gradu...ally assimilated into one another through clothes, behavior and everything else, it is important that we celebrate our biological and psychological differences. For that is what makes us men and women different to the genes, for that is what makes (in my opinion) humanity beautiful and colorful. Otherwise we can go and create "International Peoplekind Day." I bet some anti-science fakeass people would love thatČítaj viac

Superpower in 9 months

few people actually know, this scene in LoTR was recorded in Slovakia, on the Danube river, the statues were singlehandedly sculpted by Kiska (the right statue), our God Emperor fighter against All the Evil (read: Smer Social Democracy and LSNS) and on the left it's Her Majesty Queen Caputova fightress against All the Rest of the Evil (read: everyo...ne who dislikes EU and NATO) it really do be like thaČítaj viac

o kurwa

their new rockets will run on alcohol, going the way of Nazi Germany

10th century reverse engineering Source: Slovakiaball Group

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY HERETIC DEGENERATES

Lukashenko just changed his view, apparently. Your thotghts?